Look, we’re all busy people. Everyone loves having a good laugh on April Fools Day, but good satire articles require forward planning and comedic skill. We’re all music nerds that have spent most of the past two weeks planning our last event and never even got round to writing anything funny. As a trade-off, here are ten completely bogus headlines that we came up with in a group chat that will hopefully make you laugh:

Shock and Disbelief as The Wonder Years in Fact Return to Their Hometown

Weezer To Release Branded Asthma Inhalers

Mom Jeans Announce New Collaboration Range With Levi’s

Shocking! Local Band Provides Entire Backline

Come Run The Jewels With Run The Jewels At Run The Jewels’ New Fun Run, “Run The Jewels”

Oli Sykes Quits Band, Says He’s Finally Received The Horizon

Pitbull Gives Up His US Citizenship, Officially Becoming Mr Worldwide

Real Friends To Release Remedial Eye Drops for Sleepy Eyes and Pads for Bony Knees

Exclusive! Watch Leaked Footage of Future Rapping in the Future

My Chemical Romance Announce 2020 Reunion Tour

(sorry, this one is just cruel)